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I can't think of anything witty to say, so I'll just say this.

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So, today marks my third week on Newgrounds, and I gotta say, cool stuff guys. This place is amazing! The animations, the games, the art, the music. . . This has got to be the best site I've ever been on.

Okay, I'm sorta exaggerating my awe. But not because this site isn't deserving of it, it's not that at all. It's because I've known about this website for years. It all began when I was eleven years old, just a wee lad. I was browsing Youtube, when I came across a cartoon that I thought was rather funny. It was Brawl Taunts. It was so good, I watched the sequel, More Brawl Taunts, in which they make a joke about Youtubers posting their movie without permission or giving credit. Confused, I looked into it, and found Newgrounds. The interface was a bit too disorienting for my puny little eleven year old brain though, so I left after a few minutes of clicking on anything that looked like a button and getting nowhere (I honestly didn't try too hard.)

About a year later, I found another cartoon some random Youtuber had ripped off of Newgrounds, $00pah NiN100Doh, and decided to give Newgrounds another go. This time I was slightly more motivated, and familiarized myself with the workings of the site. I watched movies, looked at art, listened to music, played the flash games; but it wasn't until about two years later, two weeks ago, that I decided to make an account and become more involved. And I haven't looked back.

So, I like it here. Which means you're gonna have to deal with me for a bit.

I am the Ironic Maiden! As you can probably tell from my punny username, I am a metal head. Death metal, thrash metal, power metal, heavy metal, pretty much any metal other than nu-metal. I also like Stephen King, but every so often I'll put down the pop culture trash in favor of some Orwell or Tolkien. I am a fairly normal person with a couple odd qualities.

I play guitar (badly,) I play flute (not so badly,) I draw (also badly,) and write occasionally (once again, badly.) I'm bad at a lot of things, but I persevere! In hopes that one day I shall not be so bad. I like to think I'm a good humored, fun guy but there'll always be those who think otherwise, so you cannot know for sure. I am a young, optimistic, Canadian man--or boy, rather--hopeful for the future! In fact, I hate cynics with every fiber of my being. So now you know my story and all about me (if you've read that wall of text) and now we can be friends in this wonderful online community. I look forward to commuting with you on the forums!

And remember, METAL IS FOREVER!

I Love You, Newgrounds

Recent Game Medals

The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending Medal Stats.
Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28 Medal Stats.
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points get to level 22 Medal Stats.
RED SCARE 50 Points Complete TWO THIRDS of the original levels. Medal Stats.
TWINKLE 25 Points Beat the Star Move for ONE THIRD of the original levels. Medal Stats.
BLACK AND WHITE 25 Points Complete ONE THIRD of the original levels. Medal Stats.
Is something wrong? 10 Points get to lvl 9 Medal Stats.
a176 5 Points a176 Medal Stats.
a248 5 Points a248 Medal Stats.
a249 5 Points a249 Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 351 (From 6 different games.)